Hellbent
Chapter 7
Voyage Burger
The next day, Blake and Maxx sat at the table as Ashley rummaged through the kitchen, looking for something to cook for dinner.
Ashley: “I’m sorry guys, I don’t know what to cook tonight, there’s nothing to eat…”
He sighed.
Ashley: “Except for… these.”
He twisted his mouth at the freezer full of Maxx’s frozen ‘Kiddie Kuizine’ nuggets.
Maxx: “CHICKIE NUGGIEZ! GIMMIE!”
He wiggled his hands.
Ashley: “You have these every night, Maxx… don’t you want something different?”
He asked gently.
Maxx: “NOPE!”
He pouted. Blake groused at the frozen ‘Kiddie Kuizine’ nuggets.
Blake: “We’re not eating that garbage. Let’s go.”
He said, grabbing the car keys.
~
Blake drove down the Selene Valley strip with Ashley seated beside him in the car. Maxx was in the backseat of the car. Ashley’s eyes lit up when he saw the large Viking horn sign coming up ahead.
Ashley: “OH! Can we PLEASE go there?”
He pleaded with dewy doe eyes.
Blake: “No, Ash…”
He said firmly. Maxx scoffed.
Maxx: “Pfft, dat place sucks, A-Rad! I HATE DAT PLACE! It’s full of fat chicks!”
He whined and kicked the backseat like a child. Blake glared at Maxx in the rearview mirror.
Ashley: “What's wrong with fat chicks?”
He scratched his head, thinking of Makayla with burning desire.
Maxx: “Of course, you'd say dat A-Rad! You're a fatty, too! No offense!”
Blake slammed his foot on the brake, causing Maxx to fling forward and hit his head on the seat.
Maxx: “OWWWH!”
He whined.
Blake: “I changed my mind. Let’s eat here.”
He said nonchalantly and pulled into the parking lot. Ashley beamed.
Maxx: “NOOOO!”
He shrieked.
A lanky man in a ‘Burger Berserker’ mascot suit stood outside the restaurant. The Burger Berserker had wild googly eyes with Viking horns perched at the top of the head. His tongue was a slice of cheese between a meat patty, tomatoes, and lettuce resembling teeth. The large burger head perched onto the man's tall and lanky frame made him resemble a lollipop. He held up a sign that read “A feast to ravage, eat like a savage! Now slashing 25% off with our axes!”
Maxx: “I don’t wannaaaa eat heeere! Da fat chicks will hit on me and eat my food!”
He pouted as he reluctantly got out of the car. Ashley frowned at him. The mascot man glared at them and approached them.
Burger Berserker mascot: “...Well, well, well, If it isn’t my mortal enemy… Maxwell Miles Malone Jr.”
He sneered at Maxx and spoke in a monotone voice. Maxx froze and turned to him.
Maxx: “YOOOU!”
He shrieked, pointing at him. Ashley shifted his eyes between Maxx and the mascot. Blake looked unimpressed.
Blake: “What's this now?”
He asked flatly.
Ashley: “Uhh, I didn't know you were enemies with the Burger Berserker?!”
He laughed and scratched his head at Maxx.
The Mascot glared at Ashley, removing the giant burger head and throwing it on the ground to reveal himself to be Lord Kradula Ov Khaos.
Lord Kradula: “No, you corpulent fool! I am Lord Kradula Ov Khaos!”
He rasped. Blake gaped at him.
Blake: “Of course you are. I take it Headbanger’s Hellfire didn’t work out. Don't quit your day job.”
He rolled his eyes at him. Lord Kradula glared at him and clenched his teeth.
Lord Kradula: “PFFT. Whatever poser! You can't handle trve kvlt metal!”
He bellowed.
Blake: “No, I can't handle trve kvlt toilet humor.”
He deadpanned. Lord Kradula scoffed and scrutinized Ashley in his Nuklear Intoxikation shirt.
Lord Kradula: “Hmph, I might have guessed. You're Nuklear Intoxikation dick riders! No wonder!”
He huffed.
Maxx: “Nah-ah! We're team Sex Beest!”
He pouted. Blake rolled his eyes.
Blake: “No. I just hated your radio show and am glad you got fired.”
He shrugged.
Ashley: “Yeah, you shouldn’t be mean to people! You were so mean to Makayla!”
He pleaded with him. Lord Kradula scoffed and laughed at Ashley.
Lord Kradula: “I call it how it is, you fat little normie. Deal with it.”
Blake rolled his eyes at Lord Kradula.
Blake: “Yeah, well, I call it how it is, and dare I say you're a bigger clown than your friend here.”
He gestured to Maxx.
Maxx: “Nah-ah! I'm not a clown! He’s NOT my friend!”
Lord Kradula narrowed his eyes into slits.
Lord Kradula: “How dare you! I am NOTHING like that mainstream glam metal normie poser! He’s my mortal enemy!”
He scoffed and glared at Maxx.
Ashley: “What’s wrong with Maxxy? Why do you hate him?”
He knit his eyebrows. Blake turned to Lord Kradula with curiosity.
Lord Kradula: “Pfft. Glam metal isn’t real metal and neither is Sex Beest! He is a disgrace to the metal scene! I am trve kvlt metal and obscure with my band ‘Lord Kradula Ov Khaos.’”
He began.
Maxx: “Nah-ah! You guys suck!”
Lord Kradula: “It’s a one-man black metal band, you idiot.”
He hissed.
Lord Kradula: “Oh, and I wouldn’t be in this stupid costume if it weren’t for HIM! This is YOUR fault! You and my wretched sister!”
He rasped, pointing at Maxx.
Maxx: “Nah-ah, it ain’t MY fault you’re a hamburger loser!”
He mocked, forming an ‘L’ shape with his fingers over his forehead. Ashley tugged on Maxx’s arm.
Ashley: “Forget him, dude… let’s get some food… I’m hungry!”
He pleaded with him.
Lord Kradula: “Listen to your fat sheepdog normie, Maxxy.”
He laughed.
Ashley: “...What’s a normie?”
He tilted his head to the side. Lord Kradula rolled his eyes.
Lord Kradula: “A normal person. A mainstream sheep who is just like all the other sheep. Aka: You.”
Blake arched an eyebrow at him.
Maxx: “Nah-ah! A-Rad ain’t no normie! He’s da weirdest weirdo ever!”
He fired back, patting Ashley’s back.
Ashley: “Uhh? Thanks? I think?”
He scratched his head.
~
Blake, Ashley, and Maxx entered the diner. The restaurant was dimly lit by the red lights running across the corner of the ceiling. They walked past an animatronic of the "Burger Berserker" mascot as they entered the restaurant. Plastic swords, axes, and shields were mounted across all the walls. The seating consisted of red booths and a shield-shaped round table between them.
Ashley: “Oh my stars, it’s so cheesy, I love it!”
He beamed and snickered at the animatronics and decorations. Blake pulled a face and they all sat down in the booth by the round window. Maxx barred his teeth at Lord Kradula outside the window like a dog. Blake rolled his eyes.
A waitress with orange braids and jade eyeshadow skipped over to their table, greeting them with a menu on a plank of wood.
Waitress: "Yargh! Welcome aboard to Voyage Burger, get ready to set sail for the feast of Vikings–-Oh! I know you!”
She beamed. Maxx grinned at her.
Maxx: “I know, baby. It’s me! Maxxy Malone of Sex Beest! In da flesh!”
He said loftily. The waitress looked confused.
Waitress: “Not you… I meant your friend!”
She pointed at Ashley. Ashley looked up at her and he smiled at her when he recognized her.
Ashley: “OH! Yvette! I remember you!”
He beamed. Maxx gaped at them.
Yvette: “Good to see you again! What do you want to order?”
She smiled and blushed at Ashley.
Ashley: “You too! Oooh, can I get a Ragnarok burger with Freyja fries, please?”
He beamed as he read the various Viking-pun menu items.
Ashley: “Haha, ‘Odin rings’ Can I get those too?! OH! And a ‘Fizzy potion’ …No, wait, the chocarok shake! NO! The Valhalnilla shake!”
He chuckled. Maxx laughed and shook his head.
Ashley: “Ooh, and a Little Berserker meal ‘cause my kitty would love that toy!”
He chuckled. Yvette beamed.
Yvette: “Aww, that’s so cute!”
Maxx frowned.
Maxx: “Geez, A-Rad, that's a lot of food! You’re such a fatty!”
He laughed and shook his head. Ashley recoiled, looking hurt. Yvette frowned at Maxx and Blake smacked him.
Maxx: “Owww! It was just buddy banter, geez! I was just joking!”
He whined, rubbing where he smacked him.
Maxx: “I’m just gonna get chickie nugs, baby, gotta watch my sexy figure!”
Maxx gloated, giving Ashley the side-eye and showing off his scrawny pole-like frame. Yvette shifted her eyes.
Blake: “I’ll just get that Ragnarok burger and a black coffee.”
He said flatly.
Yvette: “Okay, be right back with your food! Enjoy the show!”
She beamed and skipped away. Maxx pouted.
Suddenly the lights dimmed. A spotlight beamed down onto an ugly tree wizard animatronic and bongo drum beats played over the speaker with soft synth music.
Twig Barkoroth: “I am Twig Barkoroth! The tree wizard! Thousands of years ago, Vikings ruled this land! Among them lived a Viking unlike any other Viking Odin's eye had seen! ...For he had a hamburger for a head!”
Ashley chuckled, enjoying the eccentric show. Another spotlight beamed down onto the burger-headed Viking animatronic and the synth keyboard grew louder, sounding reminiscent of “In the Air Tonight” by Phil Collins.
Twig Barkoroth: “This is the legend of the burger berserker!”
Burger Berserker animatronic: “RARGHGHGHAHA”
The Burger Berserker animatronic jerked around awkwardly, waving his ax up and down, making muffled noises.
Twig Barkoroth: “The Burger Berserker wanted to spread his tasty flavor, so he turned all of the other Vikings into Burger Berserkers too!”
Several overweight women who looked to be kitchen employees emerged from the kitchen wearing Burger Berserker masks. Maxx pouted.
Maxx: “I told you this place was full of fat chicks!”
He huffed. Blake rolled his eyes and Ashley: “They’re not much bigger than me and they look beautiful to me!”
He remarked. Maxx scoffed.
The women made a bee-line towards The Burger Berserker animatronic and danced around it, flailing their arms awkwardly and unenthusiastically. Yvette joined in on the dancing and was the only one prancing around with enthusiasm. She leaned in and kissed the Burger Berserker animatronic on the cheek. A tall and portly man with a gold Viking helmet on his head and a badge that read ‘Viking Manager’ grabbed her and pulled her away from the performance.
Manager: “How many times do I have to tell you? You’re not in the show!”
He scolded her. Ashley frowned, feeling bad for her.
Burger Berserker: "A feast to ravage! Eat like a savage!"
The lights flashed back on and the patrons went back to chatting and eating their meals.
Maxx: “Pfft, that was boooooooring!”
He scoffed and rolled his head back.
Blake: “Maybe you should perform your clown act then.”
He quipped. A little girl sitting across from them chimed in.
Little Girl: “Mommy, mommy! That clown is going to perform!”
She squealed with joy, alerting the attention of the kids in the playground out the window.
The playground was a wooden Viking ship with Burger Berserker heads on either side of it. Slides were veering off the sides of the ship resembling oars. Parents watched their children on the benches with statues of the burger berserker seated beside them in various positions. The children in the playground rushed over to the glass, gawking at Maxx.
Little Boy: “LOOK, IT’S A CLOWN!”
He squealed, jumping for joy at the sight of Maxx.
Maxx: “WHAT?! NAH-AH! I’m not a clown!”
He pouted at the children surrounding him, cheering for him. Ashley and Blake laughed.
Maxx: “I’m Maxxy Malone of Sex Beest!”
He whined. The parents gawked at Maxx, shooting him disgusted looks and ushering their children away.
Mother: “Don’t use that filthy language around my children!”
She hissed at Maxx, covering her children’s ears. Blake laughed and shook his head.
Blake: “Bravo. You put on a better show.”
He deadpanned to Maxx. Ashley laughed.
Ashley: “Maybe you should be a clown! You’re good at making people laugh!”
He chuckled. Blake scoffed and laughed. Maxx shot them both daggers.
Maxx: “Maybe you should be a fatass! You’re good at makin’ people laugh!”
He cackled. Ashley recoiled and slunk into his seat. Blake glared at Maxx and whacked him over the head.
Maxx: “OWWH! What? He insulted me!”
He whined, pointing at Ashley.
Ashley: “I’m sorry… I didn’t mean it that way...”
He bowed his head.
Blake: “Don’t apologize, Ashley. He’s been insulting you all day!”
He fired back at Maxx. Ashley bowed his head.
Maxx: “Oh my god, I’m JOKING! It’s just buddy banter! I didn’t mean it that way!”
He pouted and laughed, putting his arm around Ashley, reassuringly. Ashley smiled a bit, taking him at his word. Blake locked his gaze onto Maxx.
Blake: “Buddy banter, huh? Alright, I’ll join in–what is orange, dresses like a clown, and reeks of booze? Maxx.”
He countered. Ashley chuckled a bit. Maxx flared red with rage.
Maxx: “NAH-AH! I’m not a clown!”
He seethed and pounded the table with his fists. Blake smirked.
Blake: “Oh, my god, I’m JOKING! It’s just buddy banter! I didn’t mean it that way!”
He deadpanned, echoing Maxx.
Maxx: “NAH-AH! You’re just a mean jerk, doom ‘n gloom!”
He pouted.
Blake: “Takes one to know one.”
He shrugged.
Maxx: “Pfft! I know you are but what am I?”
Blake: “A jerk clown.”
He said flatly.
Maxx: “NAH-AH!”
Yvette skipped back over to their table carrying their food. The Odin Rings and Norse nuggets were crispy and served in a long basket with a side of ketchup and garlic aioli. The Ragnarok burgers contained two wagyu beef patties with bacon, lettuce, tomato, pickles, cheddar cheese, onion, mustard, and tomato sauce. The Valhalnilla shake was served in a frosty glass with a swirly straw. The Little Berserker Meal was served in a small box in the shape of a Viking ship and contained a cheeseburger with crispy fries. Ashley beamed at the plastic gold Burger Berseker toy that came inside the meal.
Ashley: “Keke is gonna love this!”
He beamed, wheeling it across the table. Yvette smiled at him and resumed serving tables.
Maxx’s scrawny hand reached across the table and grabbed a handful of Ashley’s fries. He dipped them into the tomato sauce, drowning them in it. He then shoved them into his mouth.
Ashley: “H-hey! That’s mine, dude…”
He protested in a small voice.
Maxx: “Sharing is caring, buddy! You don’t need all that food!”
He laughed. Ashley bowed his head. Blake rolled his eyes at Maxx.
Blake: “If you wanted fries, why didn’t you order them, genius?”
He pressed him. Maxx shrugged.
Maxx: “I didn’t need to! A-Rad already got em ‘n he doesn’t need them!”
He stated, reaching across the table to grab more of his fries, when suddenly he was whacked over the head by a plastic axe.
Maxx: “OWWWH!”
He whined and looked up to see Yvette standing over him.
Yvette: “Ah-ah! Not yours! Leave his food alone!”
She scolded him.
Blake: “Wow, excellent customer service.”
He deadpanned.
Ashley: “T-Thank you.”
He smiled and bit into his burger.
Ashley’s face soured when he bit into the soggy wetness of the tomato. He put the burger down and pulled out the tomato, putting it to the side.
Maxx: “Pfft, what are you doin’ A-Rad?”
Ashley: “Oh, I don’t like tomatoes, haha…”
He groused and laughed.
Maxx: “Nah-ah! Pizza is full of tomato and you’re full of shit, A-rad!”
He laughed.
Ashley: “That’s different… I don’t like uncooked tomatoes… they taste icky and make everything soggy!”
He explained. Yvette stuck her head in and interjected.
Yvette: “OH NO! Let me get you another burger without the tomato!”
She gasped. Ashley turned to her with wide eyes.
Ashley: “O-oh, no, it’s okay! I don’t want to be a bother!”
He waved his hands, picking up the burger to eat it.
Yvtette: “You’re not the bother! I insist!”
She gave Maxx the side-eye.
Blake: “Well, you should get what you want if you’re paying for something, Ashley.”
He shrugged. Ashley nodded and relented.
Ashley: “Alright…”
He smiled at her. Yvette’s eyes lit up with glee and she scurried off to the kitchen.
Maxx: “Hey! What about Maxxy!”
He whined and pouted.
Blake: “I think she likes Ashley.”
He said, giving Maxx the side-eye. Ashley blushed.
Ashley: “...M-Me?!”
He pointed to himself.
Maxx: “NAH-AH! You know nothing about da ladies, Doom ‘n gloom! Da ladies want ME! No offense, A-Rad.”
He rasped and pouted. Ashley frowned. Blake rolled his eyes at Maxx.
Blake: “Are you sure about that?”
He glanced over at her as she returned with a new burger for Ashley without the tomato and a side of fries added to it. Ashley’s eyes lit up.
Ashley: “O-oh wow, you gave me new fries too!? Thank you so much!”
He beamed, cupping his cheeks.
Blake: “Wow, that’s very kind of you. You must like him.”
He said, looking at Ashley and giving Maxx the side eye. Yvette blushed and chuckled.
Yvette: “Hehe, you’re welcome! Enjoy!”
She beamed and skipped off. Maxx pouted and folded his arms across his chest.
Ashley quickly scooped his fries into his mouth, keeping them away from Maxx’s hands. Maxx pouted. Ashley bit into his burger and beamed at the burst of flavors.
Ashley: “Mmmm, so good!”
He purred and took another bite.
Blake: “She seems like a nice girl. Maybe you should ask her for her number?”
He suggested. Ashley paused on his next bite.
Maxx: “WHAT?!”
He scoffed and laughed.
Ashley: “...What?! I thought you didn’t want me to talk to her?”
He challenged.
Blake: “You could do worse…”
He said, glaring at Maxx.
Blake: “She likes you and she’s nice to you. I think you need more positive influences around you…”
He said, glancing down at his ‘Nuklear Intoxkation’ shirt and back at Maxx again. Maxx scoffed.
Maxx: “PFFT. She’s just taking pity on him!”
Blake rolled his eyes at Maxx and ignored him.
Blake: “How about you ask her on a date?”
He suggested, giving Maxx the side-eye. And stay away from that Makayla, he thought to himself. Ashley put his burger down.
Ashley: “...A date?! I don’t know, Blake… I like Makayla…”
He sighed, nibbling on his odin rings. Blake frowned.
Blake: “Forget her, Ashley… she’s probably forgotten you now being the type of girl she is.”
Ashley looked hurt and finished his Valhalnilla shake.
Maxx: “No one forgets Maxxy!”
Blake: “No… they don’t.”
He rolled his eyes at him. Ashley finished his meal and rose from his seat.
Ashley: “I’ll be right back.”
~
Ashley stood in front of the restrooms, examining them. The doors were labeled in a runic font that read ‘VIKINGS’ for the men’s room and ‘VIQUEENS for the women’s room. On the men’s room door, there was an illustration of ‘The Burger Berserker’ mascot waving an axe, dressed in a suit. On the women’s room door, there was an illustration of the mascot holding a shield in a dress with eyelashes. Ashley chuckled and scratched his head.
Ashley: “Well… I guess I’m a ‘Viking’ then?”
He shrugged and entered.
Ashley groused as he was smacked in the face by the unpleasant odor of urine and cheap body spray. He shifted his eyes with discomfort at the urinals and turned to the bathroom stalls. He heard the flushing of a toilet, followed by the latch clicking open and footsteps behind him.
Man: “OI! What the fuck are YOU doin’ in here?!”
Ashley froze, startled by his booming voice, and looked up to see Craig towering over him like a skyscraper.
Ashley: “Oh! Uh, hey Craig! Just going to the bathroom!”
He awkwardly waved at him. Craig snorted and laughed.
Craig: “I think you’re in the wrong place, mate! Can’t ya read? This is the MEN’s room!”
He taunted him.
Ashley: “Yeah, so I’m in the right place then!”
Craig clicked his tongue.
Craig: “Are you? Really?”
He pointed at their reflections in the bathroom mirror. The mirror was decorated with shields and swords and there were various graffiti tags. Ashley looked at himself standing next to Craig who looked nothing like him with his tall, muscular physique and torn denim clothing.
Ashley: “Well… men come in all different shapes and sizes!”
He said softly.
Craig: “Yeah, but not short ‘n stout like a frilly pansy teapot like you!”
He cackled at him, poking his stomach and prodding at his cat bandana.
Ashley: “Oh, haha, well, I do like tea!”
He laughed awkwardly. Craig frowned at his response or lack thereof.
Craig: “The fuck is your deal?! Get outta here, weirdo! You ain’t no man!”
He laughed at him, shoving him out of the restroom.
Ashley flung forward, out of the men’s room.
Ashley: “...What the heck is his deal?”
He muttered to himself. He then glanced over to the ‘Viqueen’ room and sighed.
Ashley entered the women’s restroom, greeted by the smell of perfume and cigarettes. There was a large bin in the corner for sanitary items. The mirror had shields surrounding it and had makeup stains on it. Ashley sauntered over to the toilet stall. He tore off toilet paper and laid it on the seat to sit down. He read the various graffiti on the walls. He smiled at the one that read ‘Nuklear Intoxikation’ He heard the restroom door swing open, followed by footsteps entering. Ashley froze. Oh no, I shouldn’t be in here, he thought. He then heard the loud smashing of a bottle falling to the floor, followed by a familiar voice. “Oh shit!”
Ashley: “...M-Makayla?!”
He cupped his mouth. She laughed a bit.
Makayla: “What are you doing here, Ashley? Is the lineup too long in the men’s room?”
She teased. Ashley reddened and froze. How did she know I was in here? He thought to himself and flushed the toilet, stepping out to see her.
Ashley: “H-hey, Makayla! Oh… uh, yeah…”
He awkwardly stammered as he washed his hands in the basin.
Makayla: “Cute shirt.”
She teased, poking at his ‘Nuklear Intoxikation’ shirt. Ashley reddened and giggled.
Ashley: “Haha, thanks.”
He glanced down at the broken vodka bottle on the ground.
Ashley: “...Is that alcohol?”
He asked. Makayla held her hand over her lips and cupped her other hand over his mouth. Ashley reddened with widened eyes, glancing down at her hand.
Makayla: “Shhhh!”
She shushed him.
Makayla: “Let’s get out of here before we both get in trouble.”
She teased and took his hand, whisking him out of the ‘Viqueen’ room. Ashley’s heart pounded in his chest at the grip of her hand, pulling him.
They entered the diner again and stood by the Burger Berserker animatronic.
Makayla: “Good to see you again, Ashley.”
She locked her gaze on him.
Ashley: “Good to see you, too!”
He quavered. Blake’s voice interjected from their table across from them.
Blake: “ASHLEY!”
They turned in his direction. Ashley smiled and waved at him.
Ashley: “Oh, come meet my brother, Blake!”
He beamed, leading her back to their table.
Makayla: “Oh? Uh, sure!”
She smiled a bit.
Ashley: “Hey Blake! This is Makayla!”
He beamed, gesturing to her.
Makayla: “Hello! Ashley’s told me all about you!”
She greeted him.
Blake: “So, you’re Makayla, huh?”
He scrutinized her in her short denim skirt and the smell of vodka on her lips, looking unimpressed. Maxx whistled at her.
Maxx: “Hey, baby!”
Makayla rolled her eyes at Maxx and sat down beside Ashley in the booth. Ashley froze and reddened, feeling her body next to his.
Yvette emerged from the ‘Viqueen’ restroom with the broken glass she cleaned up and narrowed her gaze on Makayla with Ashley. She stomped off to the kitchen where she binned the the broken bottle with a huff. The kitchen had emerald green checkered patterns and there were various cooks in Viking helmets chatting amongst themselves as they flipped burgers. Yvette marched over to the Manager, tapping his shoulder.
~
Lord Kradula entered the diner, dressed in his Burger Berserker costume, huffing and puffing. Craig was sitting in a corner booth and burst out laughing at the sight of him.
Craig: “HOLY FUCK! IS THAT DORKULA?!”
He burst out laughing, spitting out his spicy thor chicken burger. Makayla turned in their direction and narrowed her eyes into sinister slits.
Lord Kradula: “Fuck off, Craig.”
He growled. Craig pulled out a Polaroid camera and snapped a photo of him. Lord Kradula hissed at the flash and covered his face.
Lord Kradula: “How dareth you! Someday I shall smite you with my dark wrath, Craig!”
He bellowed. Makayla approached Lord Kradula.
Makayla: “Hey, Larry… I'll show you what I can do with a hot dog…”
She said in a sultry tone, approaching him.
Blake: “Sorry, Ash… she is that kind of girl…”
Ashley frowned. Makayla picked up a ‘Longboat’ hot dog off the table and punched it into Lord Kradula's face.
Makayla: “You're an asshole and a joke!”
She huffed, slapping him across the face.
Lord Kradula: “OWWW!”
Craig burst out laughing.
Craig: “WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Fuck yeah! Get him, sis!”
He cackled and applauded.
The manager stormed up to them.
Manager: “HEY! You two! Get out of here before I call the cops!”
He threatened them.
Craig: “No need to call the coppers, mate. We got this! We're vampire hunters!”
He cackled, waving garlic in Lord Kradula's face.
Lord Kradula: “FUCK OFF, you bogan trash!”
He hissed.
Manager: “That's it! I've had it with you and your gang causing trouble here! You're banned from Voyage Burger!”
He snapped at them.
Craig: “Yeah, whatever. This place sucks!”
He scoffed and laughed.
Makayla: “WHAT?! That's not fair! I didn’t do anything!”
She cried. Ashley cupped his mouth.
Ashley: “Oh no…”
He gasped.
Manager: “You assaulted my employee, miss! I also know you sneak your alcohol in here and vandalize the restroom walls! I've had it with the lot of ya!”
He snapped at her. Yvette innocently fiddled with her braids. Makayla bowed her head.
Lord Kradula: “Checkmate, bitches.”
He grinned smugly. Blake looked over to Ashley.
Blake: “Like I said, she's trouble! Stay away from her, Ashley!”
He said firmly to Ashley, locking his gaze on him. Ashley bowed his head and sighed.
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